The people who made it possible(from left to right) : Jessica Tearne, Simone D'souza, Laura Kendrick, Pamela Tan, Rebecca Tloczek
Bec: "ehhhhhhh"Simone (to secret service man): "excuse me, are you hot?"Bus Driver: "this is for when we have an accident and you ALL DIE"(Jess is asleep) Simone: "hey babe, how did you sleep?" Jess: "I have frostbite on my bum, I lost my beanie and I spent the whole night with a shoe in my face" Simone: "whose shoe?" Jess: "mine"Jess: "it was like a poo fountain" (I'll never be able to use public toilets again)Laura: "you know New Zealand? Where's Zealand?""Jandles" (thanks NZ boys)Bec: "Sunnies on, let's have a lie down"Pam: "Jess, the curry from 5 nights ago is still here... do you think we should throw it out? It might have died"(Jess is asleep) Laura: "is Jess asleep?"Simone: "well, here face is closed, but no one could possibly sleep in that position, so I assume she is awake on the inside" *laugh* Laura: "wtf"(Simone and Jess asleep, Simone rolls over and punches Jess in the face)2 seconds later- Simone: "snnnnoooorrrrreee"Half hour later- Simone: (sits up dead straight and yells) "WHAT HAPPENED?"Hot NZ boy aka Jordan: "see you later ladieeeeeees"(walks off completely the wrong way... pretends to be going into a shop... walks in a circle)(comes back) "I know where I'm going"Bec/Jess/Someone: "same way as us?"Jess: (putting on shoe) "ow! there's something hard in my shoe... how did two bits of chocolate get in there?"Bec: "that could only happen to you Jess"More hot NZ boys"oooh look! It's a bus with a trailer on the back!""err no, it's a bus with a slinky in the middle"Simone: "can we leave our valuables on the bus?"Bec: "no there are bushpigs and they'll come and eat your backpack"Simone: "...really?"Sarah: "Pam Pam billabong bag, Pam Pam billabong bag"Simone: "Sarah? Sarah is that you? (no anwer, ages later) Selena? Selena is that you?"Jess: "what do you need four seats for?"
Something else I found funny was, in the warm fuzzy I wrote Simone, I said,' Thanks for sharing your Lesnak with me'. I literally meant the food snack thing. But she thought otherwise. How?
Well, there's this guy, his name is Leigh-san. Sarah and all of them have been teasing me about him since the very beginning of the trip. But Bec misheard his name as Lesnak when he was first mentioned. So from then on he got the nickname of 'Lesnak'.
So continuing with my story, Simone thought otherwise. After she read the warm fuzzy she was like,' Pam, he was never mine, he's all yours'.hahaha. Oh my god, Bec and I burst out laughing!